If you’re not one to support the hot cause with your wrist, why not show off the lost causes?

• Seven deadly sins wristbands: gluttony, anger, lust, vanity, sloth, greed, and envy.
• Bleak wristbands: nihilism, despair, apathy
• Meat wristbands: carnivore, bacon

If people ask, just give them a blank stare until they walk away. Quickly.

All available from Archie McPhee.